“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS.."
“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS.."
“I WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC APPRISED OF PERTINENT DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
Credible sources say its current location is Valhalla.
I wonder what battle it died in 🤔
Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?
Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.