Had one while on vacation in Spain. Carried it around in the aquarium in Barcelona. Sat down in a room with a small rostrum. And then it burst right in my lap. It looked like I had peed my pants. I was afraid to walk around and stayed there for an hour trying to think of something I could do.
Because some sick bastard wanted every boy to wonder if he could fuck that thing
And no, you could not. Easily at least.