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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk Rule

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk

So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. […] For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. […]

And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.

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I was reading some “conservative” Christian saying how if he survives it proves that God intervened and it would be a true miracle.
Well, he didn’t. So I guess God isn’t real, but maybe witches are?
- There's also the possibility God wanted him to die. Shout out to big G in that case.
  
  I call him Sky Daddy
Something something, the real magic was the... firearm-some-person-bought along the way...?
- “I CURSE YOU WITH BULLET WOUND!”
- USA once again fixing their conservative problem with their gun violence problem.
Plot twist: the assasin was one of the Etsy witches
- Wow. Hands-on manifesting. That’s some commitment to the magical arts.
  I’ve often heard of 30-06 spoken of with the same sort of reverence given to mythical numerology. Given the age of the rifle, it probably had a wooden stock. Very connected to nature. And a bolt action, too — each bullet sent one at a time, with an intention imparted upon it by the practiced motion of human hands, rather than through some trickery of gas pressures, physics, and precision milling.
  A real artisan of the craft. There’s powerful magic in symbolism and ritual actions.
  This is now cannon.
- It was the one with the "Shit your pants" spell
Did they hire the witches from Macbeth or something?? 😭

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