22 Unspoken Rules Your Florida Neighbors Are Judging You On Without Saying a Word - Mindfully American

This article was written by HOA Karen.

Wow that whole website is like one big shitpost -- but I don't think intentionally.

"Mindfully American" 🤮

Who cares what Floridians think. They don't even vaccinate.

The only one I give a shit about is pets, but all the others are good reasons to avoid other human beings.

It gets weird when gossips try telling you about their neighborhood and don't understand why you're uninterested.

All of those make perfect sense to me and have nothing to do with Florida..

Also it isn’t judging you. It is seeing if you are asshole neighbor or not.

That author seems to post 3 articles a day. I mean they obviously arent researched passion projects, but that quota is wild. How much can you really understand in a third of a work day?

Anyone who judges me based on how guests choose to park can go fuck themselves. If one of my guests blocks a driveway, that guest is the asshole, not me.

Sweet, how bad my swamp ass gets isn't on that list