walter
walter
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Monster trucks get so big cuz they don't have any natural predators
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How does that work? Wouldn't the absence of predator results in a lack of evolutive pressure to grow larger?
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The sun has no natural predators and became the largest star in our solar system!
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Nah they just get bigger and fatter and softer, like capybaras and scions of generational wealth
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Walter
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Walter's vote is worth the same as yours
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Walter is likely 7 and doesn't have a vote yet
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Walter is 48 and smokes 2 packs a day
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Walter's vote will be worth the same as yours once he's older, and there's nothing wrong with that
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Walter should know better than to consume the stuff he produces
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Ah, a classic