2d ago

Run!

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Spell 'rigged', as in "this competition is rigged".
Spell 'whether', as in "I don't know whether the weather will be fine today".
Spell 'intransigence', as in "the little girl's intransigence cost her the college of her choice".
- The 'whether' part is really evil.
  
  It's from The Simpons. Lisa and the Spelling Bee.
Spelling bee? Easy:
Bee
Ee
Ee
I’m rooting for space man with the file cabinet.
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1326/
"Where are all the 'boo's??"
Suddenly the crowd starts booing the contestant & the boo & the bees mix together on stage exciting everyone.
Bees aren't aggressive enough for that.
- Give em the ol’ shakey shake.
- Each contestant agrees to be slathered in pollen before the event. Contestants with allergies get double points on successful spelling.
  
  Normal honeybees still wouldn't sting you. You'd have to get them pissed off first.
- Some are absolutely super aggressive, they're just not usually kept by beekeepers.
- They are if they're hungry.
- Not if you slappin the nest before releasing them
That'd get me to watch.
Nothing a large helping of BEES won’t help!

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