Disgusting. Avacado I mean
Disgusting. Avacado I mean
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Yep, in Nahuatl, they're bollock fruit.
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I'll happily volunteer to help in the side by side comparison test.
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In this scenario are you the pitcher or the catcher, so to speak, or are you envisioning a reciprocal switcheroo kind of mutual exploration and experimentation arrangement?
When I was a teenager one of my friends claimed he could suck his own dick.
Most of us believed him because he had a track record of many impressive sounding but implausible claims.
I did check, of course, and he might have been bendier or more well endowed than me, but I suspect he was just less truthful.
Anyway, I've tried guacamole, but I've never had avocado as such.
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Does clean penis taste like butter to people?
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If I clean it with butter, yes
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I know a way we can find out. Meet me behind the Wendy's in 30 minutes.
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Sir, this is a Wen…. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
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In households where the butter is mixed with spunk, yes.
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Instructions unclear. I fucked an avocado.
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Maybe their reference wasn't that clean since avocado tastes like ass.
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So unclean penis?
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Clean or unclean ass?
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I'll take the guacamole please!
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One smashed penis coming up!
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I was more thinking of a bowl full of clean penises, but one flacky one is ok too i guess :)
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Avocado actually tastes good if it isn't picked unripe and shipped to Ohio
suspect this is more of an ohio issue than an avocado issue. good luck with that.
Oh, I solved the Ohio problem.
Avocado doesn't work like that. It doesn't start ripening until it's picked. Can't help you with the Ohio part though.
Well, it's fucking disgusting in the Midwest. I thought I didn't like it until I moved back to California. How could storage and shipment affect it so?
You are making it sound like Ohio is where flavor goes to die
What's the opposite of "Flavortown?"
It is.