The little spoon
The little spoon
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My SO's cat hated me when we first met. Many years later, he (the cat) refuses to go to bed unless I've given him his belly rubs and tucked him in, with my SO also in the bed or it doesn't count.
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This one hasn't figured out that they arent single
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If I were a single man, this would be a huge draw. Bring me your weirdest cuddle-kicker-lickers, your fuzzy, somewhat abusive little sons and daughters.
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Right on. I've always taken the runt of the litter for pets. They have a lot more personality imo
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I think you're actually married.
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Milo thinks so too.
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As a man, I'm willing to let Milo lick my hair while I sleep.
You can sleep on the couch.
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As a bald man, I may consider staying with you as I suppose no hair will be licked.
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other hair may also be licked---my dog is really into beards and eyebrows. He also tries to get into ear canals. For him, though, you just need to wash off the tasty, tasty face oils. Then he gives a single lick and walks off in disappointment.
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Their tongues are pretty rough, you don't want them licking your scalp either.
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No hair anywhere?
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Below the belt, yes.
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Probably better companion than the men
Source: I’m a man and I would choose the cat
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Animals are 100% better companions than humans, man or woman, or whatever.
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I disagree, my wife doesn't. Please explain?
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Imagine having a cat where you’re the little spoon.
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The Rizzler himself
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The question I have that will never be answered is what happens if she cuts her hair short or dates a man with long hair?
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My hair is free for any and all cat lickies
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That's what you get for accepting a god into your home.
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Date balder men.
This is always the answer, regardless of context.