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joshchandra @midwest.social

1mo ago

I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf

Nurse: "Where?"
Me: "No, regular."

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Which doctor?
- No, regular.
Nurse: I'm torn between feeling very sorry for you and finding you terribly attractive.
"in the woods"
"There, wolf"
- THERE! CASTLE!
Nurse: Don't cry.
Where were we?
- When where were we?
Ooowwwwwwwwwww

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