Better check the closet, too
Better check the closet, too
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Another W for faithful, taken men. 😅
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Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won't be an issue but I'd rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.
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Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.
If it came down to it, I'll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn't a lot of doubt in the outcome.
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Or polygamists.
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That is some proper xkcd black hat guy shit.
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And every time Satan confirms they’re not there under his bed, Satan congratulates himself on a wise employment choice. God is so fucked, lol
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How did they even know that was my fetish?!
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You'll need to be a lot more specific. The note could be from literally anyone.
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So how many buns have you put in the oven at once?
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Pregnant?! In this economy?
That's why you are supported to call them
A phone call‽ In this economy‽
It's more likely than you think.