Help me out here, I'm having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There's some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that's going completely over my head.
when in doubt, assume it's a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these "I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]".
when in doubt, assume it’s a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these “I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]”.
Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it's a sex thing, but I'm clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that's why I'm asking
Probably talking about a thighfuck, pretty standard
Probably talking about a thighfuck, pretty standard
I guess that's plausible. "Hold" made it sound rather static though.
Standards sure have changed because lmao
yeah -
Thank you, cultured person.
My best guess is that they didn't want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to "fake it" by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.
Thighsex is a pretty common femboy thing.
Sometimes it’s better than anal because you don’t have to use a condom.
Same.
It's not suppose to even be that funny. You're just over thinking this.
Ngl that's actually a pretty cute apartment. The desk setup is really nice (standing desk, hidden cabling for the screens), everything is clean. The shelf on top with the hourglass and the record player on the right are nice decorations. I wanna live here
So are they moving from Debian to Arch or just installing Linux for someone else?
You don't reinstall and reconfigure your entire system monthly for fun?
Sad, I'm getting too old for that! So reinstall/reconfigure is a sometimes treat (and mostly just VMs).
Help me out here, I'm having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There's some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that's going completely over my head.
when in doubt, assume it's a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these "I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]".
Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it's a sex thing, but I'm clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that's why I'm asking
Probably talking about a thighfuck, pretty standard
I guess that's plausible. "Hold" made it sound rather static though.
Standards sure have changed because lmao
yeah -
Thank you, cultured person.
My best guess is that they didn't want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to "fake it" by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.
Thighsex is a pretty common femboy thing.
Sometimes it’s better than anal because you don’t have to use a condom.
Same.
It's not suppose to even be that funny. You're just over thinking this.