Pretty please?

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Now supplemented with 1% more pixels!
Someone post the horny jail doge please.
- the whole fucking series was horny bait. enterprise fucking sucked. a bunch of good ole boys, all white and bland as milk, trying to fuck a bunch of alien babes: Vulcan, and Asian. and their linguistic sci fi was garbage
  
  The one where they auction off T'Pol was rough, but I tapped out (even as a horny 16 year old, mind you) at the episode where the villains were literally women in bikinis painted green. It's great and all that Orions are a matriarchal society of hot space pirates (who doesn't love that) but for fuck's sake that episode was just the worst kind of patronizingly objectifying "hot women being action heroes is empowerment, ackchually" bullshit. I know it was a throwback to old trek, but... come on, it's not the 60s anymore.
  (The one where t'pol has to get laid or die has at least got precedent? But it's still played off just so... icky...)
  fuck, and that show could have been so good :(
  
  Brought to you by none other than Rick Berman!
  (Because of course it was... Because of course we needed a space 9/11 + war of terror. Still better than Disco tho)
We'd need to have more than 3 pixels to determine that.
- Not at 1.080p it won't
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not lara crofts , legendary polygon ones.
We’ve seen Spock shirtless before, such as in “Patterns of Force”
- Spock is only half vulcan, though. Vulcan facial features seem to be dominant, but he may have human nipples.
  
  If Vulcans had nipples different from humans like their ears and blood are, then Bones would have said some racially insensitive epithets to Spock about it
- sigh.... you're doing it wrong
  
  Right?! Where Spok nips?
If kite shaped is wrong I don't want to be right.

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