1d ago

☣️☠️☢️🔥🩸⚡🇬🇧❄️💤😁👍 "I'm rule"

Les mèmes en anglois @jlai.lu

innermeerkat @jlai.lu

1d ago

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I hate tanks because they never fucking tank. Also, healer what the hell are you doing? I don't care that you can damage undead, everyone can damage undead, you applied for a healer position so HEAL. Also, dps, stop being insufferable. /rant
- I'm sorry you've had such bad teammates 😔
- The most fun I ever had was when smite+penance discipline healing was viable for tank healing in WoW.
British debuff:
Target creature must show ID and lose one action point every turn. Debuff is permanent until VPN is used on target.
- Got a loicense for that debuff?
He should cowardly runaway because he's out of mana
Final fantasy 11:
"DPS how are you?"
(2 hp left) "HASTE ME! HASTE ME! HASTE ME! HASTE ME!"
"...but... You're going to die..."
"HASTE!"
- 14:
  "DPS how are you?"
  The DPS is already dead because they were impatient and pulled stuff before the tank could run in
  
  And I swear the guy is going to walk from the spawn point because I sure as hell am not going to raise them.
  
  if a dps pulls ahead of me that means I was too slow as a tank and should get enmity back asap
- DPS: dies
  "WTF healer? Why didn't you heal me?!"
Because of OP's title, I'm now imagining a "British" debuff. What's that like? "Scurvied" ? Or "stabbed"?
- -4 charisma -5 endurance (smog) +2 seafaring/navigation +15 capacity of central base storage (british museum)
  
  And don't forget the +5 to capturing the flag
- is simply having to be bri'ish not enough?
- -3 charisma or +3 charisma depending on the accent and the npc you speak to.
- Everything is mold and the food is just boiled+salted
GLASS CANNON BABYEEE
- The tank still has 30x as much HP remaining as the DPS.
OP, why British is a debuff?! 😭
(And why it makes sense?! 💀)
- bc I wasn't pleased with any emoji for curses. If there's one country that tripped up several ancient curses over the years, it's the UK
  
  They kind of are one. Ask anyone from india or ireland.
Cooldowns unpopped, positioning improvised, but perfect. communication unhurried, clear, humorous. HP has hit single digits 4 times in the last 10 seconds. Vibing.
- most damage taken, most emotes queued, least deaths, most endorsements
Every HP above the last is just filler.
- The only healing spell I need is Revivify, and I don't need it yet
- It's not the fall that hurts, it's the sudden stop at the end.
Burned and cold cancel out so he’s got that going for him
- I don't know about mint but capsaicin doesn't increase you sensitivity to heat, it just trips (4D pun intended) the same receptors.
  
  This could be the next terrible food craze, because honestly, I'm curious.
And then the DPs stands in fire and dies before the tank.

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(And why it makes sense?! 💀)