3d ago

Oh no

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That or someone kinky wearing a collar
- No option for “Master” though
  
  They changed it to "Main".
  
  Obviously, the master would be the one signing up.
actually a really good idea if you live alone with pets…
like, if i get hit by a truck i don’t want my dog to starve to death….
- That's not what en emergency contact is though, is it?
  
  nope….
  however, “in case of emergency, i have a pet at home alone”: is pretty important….
  e.g. i’m adding my pet to my list of emergency contacts on my phone now… they’ll figure it out.
  
  For the dog it is
- There was a guy in my neighborhood that died of cardiac arrest at home with his 3 dogs. No one noticed for a few weeks and by the time someone did the dogs had eaten the body and only one dog was alive.
  I still feel awful about not checking on him...
To shreds you say
- And his wife?
"Out of snacks? Oh god, it's serious. I'm on my way, try not to panic!"
It's for OmniMan. Now he can add Debbie.
Well yeah how else will I list the trans puppygirls and catgirls in my polycule
Wat he dead? I’m millionaire now?…woof.
Ehm, bondage?
- That's not, from our understanding, usually what pet play involves.
uwu

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