Republicans across the country are pushing bills to stop government 'weather modification'
Republicans across the country are pushing bills to stop government 'weather modification'
Don't get distracted. Epstein!
Do new oil and gas leases qualify as weather modification? What about clear cutting forests and draining wetlands?
Oh they're keeping - and expanding - those.
Data centers, fracking, fossil fuels
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
I found some of those weather machines.
Lol.
What else are Republicans going to do?
Govern?
This is what happens when expertise is simply dismissed.
Don't elect morons kids.
Calling it right now, when global warming gets so bad that nobody can deny that we're causing it, any of these bills that pass are going to stop any attempt at climate control.
Republicans: Climate change is fake
Also Republicans: All these weather changes must be human intervention!
Once again, they're calling for the government to stop messing with things, when the actual problem is the private sector messing with things.
The governments of the world do not have secret weather fuckuppery cannons. And if they did, it'd be pee in the wind compared to the literally industrial scale weather fuckuppery cannons the industrial sector runs all day every day very publicly.
Idiocracy!
They’re blaming themselves so they don’t have to blame the CEOs pulling the strings
The government is pushing bills to stop the government???
Found the waste.
Because they can't accept that climate change is a thing, without seeming "woke".
they have been denying it for decades, especially with CHRISTIANS.
In a letter this month, Uthmeier warned publicly owned airports across the state that they must be in compliance with the new law, which requires public airports to report planes with weather modification devices to the state, and suggested that weather modification may have triggered the flooding in Texas.
“Because airports are most likely to catch those who seek to weaponize science in order to push their agenda, your compliance with these reporting obligations is essential to keeping our state safe from these harmful chemicals and experiments,” Uthmeier wrote this month.
So airports now have to report every fossil fuel or fuel cell* airplane and only purely battery-electric planes are allowed? Have fun shutting down every Florida airport. ;)
Great! They're accidentally banning fossil fuel
The dipshit xtian qons always go on record and say stupid shit like "only (my) gawhd can change deh Earth; humans are being arrogant to think they can do it. Dat's up ta Jezuz." when it comes to climate change, but now they are pushing this?
Do they even bother to be internally consistent any more?
Does that mean the Republicans are going to reign in the lax laws they passed for industrial waste and pollution, and the gutting of the EPA? That’s the government’s weather modifications…
I can't wait for one of these to have an interpretation that limits use of ICE vehicles.
Oh my fucking god. They are so close to getting it. Just that final step...
wont stop the epstein maelstrom, the ghislaine front is coming.
“They’re upset over what they call chemtrails they see in the sky,” Greene said of constituents who have contacted her about the issue. “They’re continually upset about it, and they’re engaged on it.
All you really need to say. Greene points to albedo experiments and cloud seeding, and then says shit like this. The legislation largely passes in states with no mountains (like Florida) and thus no desire to cloud seed and increase snowpack. It's just free outrage generation for the other Republicans, but Greene is all in on it. You'll never see states in the rain shadow of the Rockies pushing this though(other than complaining about California doing it on the windward side is removing what little rainfall they get). Wyoming has been doing cloud seeding since the 50s.
An invaluable opportunity to label "global warming" as a "deep state conspiracy" was missed...
Why the fuck are they prioritizing weather control, when they should be legislating against the lizard people?
Fucking Republicans.
it was chemtrails at first, some of the lizard people are senators, ted cruz, the most prominent one.
Private cars are the natural law of the free market only where government subsidies don’t underwrite their costs. So, if correctly implemented, this law would end government subsidies of gasoline and roads, as well as planning mandates for automobile infrastructure such as parking spaces. Also, air travel will get a lot more expensive.
Sounds like something that could be used against something that creates unnecessary emissions like big trucks
No, they word it as “the primary function is to modify weather” to avoid this
Imagine if they'd put that much thinking and effort into doing good...
There is got to be a way to glue some googly eyes here somewhere.
Do these idiots not know that they are the government? Who do they think is doing this?
They know their base are braindead cousin fucker conspiracy theorists. They're doing this to make the cousin fuckers think their party is doing something.
The problem is that republicans have courted that demographic long enough that they're now electing the braindead cousin fuckers to congress.
"Ah fawht the dehp stayt uhnd ah wahn!"
The deep state is doing it to distract us from big farma putting nutrients in our food!
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Big Farmer is putting deer in my John!