Trump's Epstein Client List Released!

Feel like this list gets longer and longer the more I run into one.
Look... I know you're trying to get the word out, but ya gotta format this so it's readable. Right now, it's giving "jesus sticker and/or conspiracy van" vibes, and that doesn't help.
Here are all of the Epstein Files
And no lead to Trump, not even one
- Literally the first paragraph, but who am I to assume a trump supporter can read

I don't understand you people who think Elon Musk is somehow now an enemy of trump. Have y'all been paid attention? They ain't canceled any contracts. They just gave him a new massive one in fact. How have y'all fallen for this obvious theater?

You're ignoring the fact that Trump tried to cancel all of Musk's contracts. He failed because of contract law, but he did try.
The newest contract had been in the works for months, which also makes it very hard to cancel.
Also you're ignoring the fact that both men are raging narcissists, and those types will turn on each other in a heartbeat.
I have the displeasure of understanding narcissists. The key lesson is that they don't actually have friends. Just people they find useful.
They also hold grudges and will eagerly self sabotage if they think it will hurt someone they're mad at.
That said, Musk is currently trying to dethrone Trump using Trump's pedo rapist ties to Epstein. That's an actual weak point that Musk would not touch if this was all theater.
- When was that? When did he try? I remember him making a tweet. Don't remember any executive orders being signed. Don't remember any lawsuits having to take place. When did he try?
- Y'all!

Still see 47 there tho

Hehe, I like how they dumped the extra marker swipes on the first name instead of getting rid of them when they had too many, makes it look like he decided to cross out his own name a few extra times for good measure.

This happened to my buddy eric.

I dunno if he'd put Musk on there. As far as I've seen all they've done is smack talk each other, I have very little doubt that behind the scenes the world's richest man and the most corrupt man are still buddies

Yeah, musk just got that nice $200m military deal. I’m thinking this little public spat is just an act.

Get fucked, Eric

Taylor Swift?

You forgot a few names: https://youtu.be/v_kTNIYsFnQ?t=347

Plus Taylor Swift obviously

I expected gold tbh

Fake news. Where is krooked Kamala?

Not enough space on the page. It was between Eric and Kamala, and sometimes you gotta prioritize.
He can't remember her name unless someone else says it first
- I can’t tell if this is a joke or not but it certainly sounds plausible. What a world we live in….

You've forgotten about Anthony Fauci

Stephen King
- Stephen King
  Stephen "pedo" King

his own son at the bottom?

No no, that's Eric Cartman. From South Park, Colorado.

You can tell it is fake. Trump doesn't know the name of the tall, blonde, non-Ivanka one.