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Ghostalmedia @lemmy.world

1mo ago

Laundry Rule

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Wait I thought using the washing machine to masturbate was a meme. Can you actually do this?
I’ve had a clam all my life. I am still somewhat confused about how laundry appliances are supposed to accomplish this task.
- Well, if you had a vagina instead of a clam, maybe it’d make more sense. Common mistake.
  
  Not sure I wanna be penetrated by my washer though there’s a first time for everything. Maybe the agitator is the trick.
- The joke is that driers/washers would be such that the vibrations they make would cause arousal if sat upon, as indicated by the woman in the pic.
- I think older washers agitated laundry a lot more... vigorously. And had nice corners to sit on.
- Yeah, ~~I'm~~ a friend is wonderful how this would work...
That’s why I sit on the dryer and think about Stamos.

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