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fossilesque @mander.xyz

3d ago

the wolves inside me

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As always, relevant XKCD. https://xkcd.com/1471/
one wolf is gay
the other wolf is gay
- One wolf is straight
  The other is gay
  I am bisexual
  
  (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Solution: wolf airstrike
I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.
- Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care
  Just trick them into eating each other's faces dude what's the problem man
  
  If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.
Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.
Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.
- How do I get hunters inside me?
  
  Tell them you value their beliefs?
  
  Grindr
Fuck the ranchers. Cattle are a large part of climate change.
That you, Yellowstone old buddy?
[the town inside me]
This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.

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