Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only
Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only
Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only
Batman Orignans: Wuhan
This deserves more updoots
I never said thank you for this
The Hebrew Hammer: Oy Vey or The Highway
Critics Say: ...
Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.
lmao
Obligatory: That’s anti-Semitic!!
Fan4stic
wait, say that again
Fant-four-stic
Captain 'Murica: On Ice!
The winter musical sensation sweeping the nation
Sweeping the world!
For targets.
Harold and Maude
Is that like Cloak and Dagger? One, that wasn't a movie. Two, I don't remember their real names.
Tristan and Isolde
Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage
I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like "this absolutely isn't the worst thing I've seen in the last 10 years."
Maybe I don't watch enough movies, but after stumbling on the third Venom movie while it was on Netflix, I might honestly consider it the worst movie I've seen in the last 10 years.
Iron Man 2: Iron Harder
I've only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.
That was the porn. You’re thinking of Iron Man: Irony Abounds.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Civil War
Meteor Man!
This should be higher
Guardians of the Papacy: Revenge of the Swiss
i like the layers on this one
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Too sooooon🫣
I enjoyed Madame Web. Its not a good movie, but got a laugh from the whole cinema (10 people in my showing)
Madame web is so god damn funny it's hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™
All the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials. Admit it, swapping him in for captain marvel in Endgame would be an amazing swap that I lack the skill to edit.
"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they're all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it's a crime sir
Myobm: yeah ... Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID.... All more than what's about to be stolen ...
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I'm sitting this out. Not my problems.
The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn't insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.
"You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha"
Mystery Men
Flash Thompson: The Untold Story
Batman Returns
They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat
The eternals
Big hero 6
How about this schroedinger answer?
Land Before Time Of The Lost
Ant Man 4: What is this? A movie for ants?
Up to phase 3 I would have agreed, now it’s just bad all around
"She-EO" was pretty good but the sequel killed it. She really didn't need a love interest and they forgot the whole point of the first movie was her ability to be a Girl Boss. She wasn't supposed to depend on men... Ugh. 😮💨
TBH it made me like "Greg Man" more. At least the characters were well defined. Like, I get that Greg is pretty weak as far as super heros go but there was a lot of character development and damn his letter opener was cool! The villain was fucking crazy too! Guy Normal... Most relatable villain back story. We've all been there.I get why he decided to go that route, it's tempting as hell in times like that.
Blade 2 is peak
That was sony?
Also, I know this meme is mostly accurate, but weren't the OG spider mang movies beloved wave sony in association with marvel?
This night be a personal take, but I also don't really rate, or at least personally enjoy, any of the marvel stuff in the last half a dozen years.
Madam Web vs Kraven the Hunter x Möbius
Dredd
and then every five years they just drop spider verse
they gotta throw in a couple good ones here and there so people don't sue for emotional abuse
Spiderman: Emotional Damage
Hi random post, does my comment federate?
No, sorry mate. If you're running your own instance, you gotta send your usename and password with every request, as the first line of the post. That way it gets interpret as a basic auth HTTP header and makes it able to federate to the main server.
No. 😬
I see it!
hello!
Squirrel Girl 3: Return from the forest.
Gantt Man
Gnatt Man: That's my secret. I'm always hungry.
Ant Man: I'm sorry, are we... Are we out of ideas as a franchise?
This comment is genuinely so funny
Gnatt Man’s super power is FaceSwarm. There is no defense against it.
Gantt man schedules out your next battle with logic ties between precedent and subsequent activities.
I would outsource that task in a heartbeat though!
Everything Disney is involved with.
Evel Knievel movies. Although I did really like the series.
Home Alone.
Teletubbies; into the Snyderverse
Where’s Disney?
Spiderman: Home Alone
Spiderman: Homer Simpson
Spiderman: Homunculus
Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does!
Spider Pig
Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
I'd watch that, too,
Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.
I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
I would so watch that.