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2w ago

Funtime Friday... Monkeys paw!

Another week SMASHED! We're gonna play monkeys paw. Person 1 says a wish, and Person 2 corrupts it. So for example... "I wish a million dollars" the monkeys paw would be something like "You only get it when you're 60". Person 2 then says their own wish.

Have fun and stick within the community rules!

56 comments

I wish I was a good dancer
- You were a good dancer. But that stopped five minutes ago.
  
  Noooooo!! What's your wish?
I wish everybody would get what's coming to them.
- Congratulations, mail service is much more reliable now!
  
  Oh god I'd be so happy with that
I wish I was the queen
- Your dead now and only your corgis, but not your family, are missing you.
  
  Oh no my corgis! What's your wish?
I wish I was shorter.
- Both your legs have been severed in an industrial accident.
  
  that would do it. I should have never asked.
  
  Cold! What's your wish Z?
I wish I could go back and forward in time
- Whenever you go back in time, you reappear in the same place, where the earth will eventually be at the time of your departure.
  And you can already go forward in time.
  
  Haha good point! What's your wish?
I wish they would like me as much I like them
- As soon as they do you suddenly go off them.
  I wish I was taller
  
  That'd probably reality at this point...
  But you get too tall to wear even oversized clothes
I wish I knew another language
- You know an ancient and dead language with no surviving written text so nobody believes you.
  I wish I can always know where the comfiest place in my vicinity to hang out is.
  
  Haha good one! Alas you know where the comfy place is, but can never get there. Something always gets in the way.
  I wish I had my own castle
- You now know a language that no one ever spoke but that in itself is complete.
I flippantly wish for £200, so I can make the final mortgage payment on my house.
- Your £200 arrives rapidly, and with a great deal more force than expected, as a comically large, cartoon-bank robbery styled sack of £1 coins falls from a helicopter and smashes into your face.
  
  This one made me lol. What's your wish?
I wish I had naturally curly hair
- You have to manage your curly hair.
  
  But it's gorgeous 😍
- But you have to style it every day, oh wait that's reality, (sorry for that btw), but no product makes your styling last longer
  
  But it'll be so pretty...
- Ever shower you take for the rest of your life is with horrible hard water that damages it.
  
  Oh that's bad. What's your wish?
I wish my beverages were always the exact right temperature
- No matter what beverage you make or buy, they will always be the optimal temperature for hydration, between 50 and 72 F (10 and 22 C). You are condemned to lukewarm tea and warm soda.
  I wish weeds wouldn't grow in my garden.
  
  Your garden can now only support the plants you planted this year. Any others are considered weeds, and will not grow under any circumstances.

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