Most food is like that when you think about it.
Bread rises due to yeast farts.
Eggs are well, eggs.
All fruits are ovaries.
Cheese is rotten milk.
etc. etc. etc.
56 0 ReplyAir??? You mean plant shit?
HEY EVERYONE YOURE BREATHING PLANT SHIT
34 0 ReplyAND THE PLANTS EAT MY LUNG SHIT
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Honey is bee vomit.
24 0 ReplyAnd mead is the best form of wine; it is vompee. QED.
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Don't even get me started on mushrooms
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Trump looks like he just sharted in the last pic
16 0 ReplyFun fact: 21/7, he's continously sharting.
12 0 ReplyThe remaining 3 hours of the day, he's literally shitting the bed.
10 0 ReplyAll that McDonald’s and being regularly ass fucked by Putin keep his sphincter nice and loose.
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And if you drink beverages carbonated naturally via fermentation you're drinking yeast farts
7 0 ReplyTIL I'm into watersports.
5 0 ReplyWhy was Trump being interviewed by one of the Supermen from the Flash TV show crossover?
4 0 ReplyI will forgive you for making me look at Trump. This time.
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