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andros_rex @lemmy.world

2w ago

I LIKE CORN!

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Graphic design is my passion. Unironically, I like it 👍🏼
- Are you ready? 💦
  
  It's like if ObviousPlant did PSAs
  
  My cob is sweaty 🥵
- It's actually easily readable which gives it points from me
Well that's a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I've wondered about that for years and never would've guessed it's the corn.
- OP is just atheist propaganda. It's actually because of ghosts. Don't get complacent near the corn fields.
  
  Turns out ghosts also like corn.
  
  Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
  
  Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They're just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
- That kid is one of my favorite things to come out of the internet.
  
  Have you ever seen the lady who attaches the corn to a drill so she can eat it really fast?
Forn cog!
- Forncog Lagforn!
  I say, I say
- fornicogtion
I always get a bad case of corn fog when I eat too much caramel corn
⚠️ CORN FOG!
I wonder how come, since C4 plants, such as corn, have high water-use efficiency
- A plant can use water efficiently, in terms of getting a lot of CO2 in exchange for the water they transpire, and still use a lot of water.
  Corn grows super fast at peak season.
  
  In some cases, such as no wind, you can evem hear it growing. It's like bamboo in that regard, which makes sense since they're both grasses
TIL I am a deer. Thank you science!
First time I've ever seen/heard transpire used in that way. I'm one of today's lucky 10,000!
- "Transpire" is the plant version of "perspire." TIL, too!
- Fun fact, that's the origin of the word.
Guess JFK Jr gets more roadkill deer.
It’s got the (fog) juice!
#CORNNATION
- "Hwat in cornnashun!?"
Fog corn leg corn!
ORDER CORN

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