2y ago

I mean, they were stuck there for like more than 26 hours..

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Earlier, Sisko as he's skinny dipping: This is the most wild orgy.
- Kasidy knows a thing or two about that.
I'm sure some of those changelings have spent their time being a piece of shit. And also feces.
- “No, don’t transform into a piece of shit. Become the piece of shit.”
I always wondered if those rocks they’re sitting on (and the one he was skipping, I guess) were changelings who lost a bet.
- Thank you, this made me laugh
What, you think Changelings leave the link to defecate? They're swimming in their own poop constantly already.
- They don't even eat. They talk about it a couple times. Odo mentioning how he tried to fake eating very early on just to fit in and it was very messy. And then there was that time he showed off making a glass full of himself so he could pretend to drink to fit in at parties.
  They never really did explain the biology of that. How they get by.
  
  They're probably photosensitizing energy from the sun. That would explain why they're spread out in a giant lake, completely exposed.
- Can a changeling change their waste into whatever form they want, since they can control their own form? Just poop Snickers bars.
  
  I already do, according to my cat
- I grok
I never understood why changelings were prosecuted so much. I bet you they would be popular on earth. Imagine having one as a DM for a D&D campaign. They can be the miniatures and the terrain, transform into characters you interact with, and do so while being intimately aware of how these things act. They would make for cool friends, not to mention partners. Kira could get as freaky as she wanted.
- The fact that they were murderous, eugenic, tyrants made them a little troublesome. It's difficult to play D&D with a genocidal maniac who is currently seeking to enslave your entire galaxy.
Poople goo
Why don't they just go: "beam my doo doo up Scotty?"

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