Programmer Humor @programming.dev cm0002 @lemmy.world 2w ago

Absolutely Legend

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The least believable part of this is a person like that just voluntarily hanging out in public around people.
- hey man, even I drag my Thinkpad out to Panera just to obtain some sun exposure and mediocre drip coffee
- Just got a job that is fully remote, and I think I need to start doing this a few times a month. I could do a half day at a local happy hour or something. It's oppressively lonely as is.
Psychopatl
- pronounced kinda lika Quetzalcoatl
- You made it past "devloper"?
  
  yes
  
  Oh wow I didn’t notice that
They're censoring the word psychopath now?
- No, it's "psychopatl" that's Nahuatl for psychopath. Pretty sure it's a Mexican, they have quite a few loan words
  
  I don't think it is, if you zoom in you can see where they cropped the h.
- Bad word make advertiser sad 😢
  No bad word 🙅 Good word only ✅✅✅
- Could be accidental, like on croping the image screenshot on their phone's cropping software. That makes the most sense to me.
  
  Makes the least sense to me, otherwise a whole lot more of the image would be cropped.
This is how I do it. Am I doing it wrong?
- Out here just rawdogging that code.
If there was no cursor, where was the code he was typing being entered?
- I'm sure you are making a joke, but if not, Cursor is an AI focused IDE.
  
  I miss the old days when I didn't know that exists
  
  I thought they just meant a mouse cursor...
  
  Gross
Someone creeping on me at Starbucks?
Typing your own code manually? Unheard of!
- This is so not vibing
I develop infrastructure automation for one of the world's largest private computer clusters.

I do it almost exclusively in Vim with command line git.

I'm the most productive member of my team.
This is fake, no one can code like that
- There are vim plugins for ai chat bot integrations. Vim is a perfectly robust IDE that can be as dumb as any other
What a sorry state of affairs that this is novel. Been doing this for years and always will. Fuck LLMs and the enshitifiation of this discipline.
Where's that cockatoo that just says "fucken legend"?

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