memes @lemmy.world Hofmaimaier @feddit.org 5d ago

please let it be pork...

Kemper ❤️ You @lemmy.dbzer0.com Da Cap’n @lemmy.dbzer0.com 3d ago

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For context, human meat has been reported to taste like pork which is not surprising considering pig physiology is so similar to humans.
For those who don't know, alligator actually tastes closer to chicken. So it tasting like pork would be a huge red flag.
- It tasting like pork would be an indication that op is eating human flesh harvested from the new ICE facility that just opened in Florida. Pretty sure that's the joke they were going for.
  
  I did connect the dots with human flesh, not with the ICE camps though. Thanks for doing the work for me.
- Alligator tasted awful when I had it. Reptiles are apparently intensely tendony and chewy.
  
  I guess it tastes like chicken but mostly cause it didn't taste like fish, beef or pork
  
  You had improperly prepared alligator, then. It's fucking delicious when an actual Cajun makes it.
- From what I have heard, human flesh can also taste pretty close to chicken.
- It's like something betaeen chicken and fish.
Does anyone know of an infectious pathogen that kills alligators but does not affect humans?
I had crocodile in South Africa, and it tasted like a cross between chicken and pork. I'd eat it again, but I wouldn't go too far out of my way for it.
Long pig?
My kind of dark humor.
Why? Human taste like pork?
- Yes. Both omnivorous.
- I tried to find a news story about a Florida man being eaten by an alligator, which was later served, but I couldn't find anything.
  
  ... yet.
  
  I think maybe OP is joking about the new ~~concreration camp~~ detention centre they set up.

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