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  • Very misguided.

  • An official US Government account posted this
  • The way the American government feels like satire makes it difficult for life to feel real right now. It’s like I’m living in a political stoner movie.

  • Food.
  • No, they have diabetes.

  • Lethal heat is Europe’s new climate reality
  • Yeah sorry to be the one to break it to you. The shutdown of the AMOC is not only the collapse of the ocean ecosystem and an upset of global temperature it’s also going to make the shore line give off toxic fumes that smell like rotten eggs.

  • Lethal heat is Europe’s new climate reality
  • Good point, of course once the plankton collapses and archea start to take over they’ll have to deal with all the sulfur dioxide

  • Trump: Elon may get more subsidy than any human being in history, without subsidies, Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa, DOGE should take a look at this?
  • I’m not sure he’s being manipulative with that part. I think he genuinely believes “EV mandate” means requiring Americans to buy EVs.

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  • I can’t wait for sloth month

  • And they think the LA Metro is dangerous 🤔🤔🤔
  • Comparing car crashes and homicides in this way is a dishonest appeal to emotion. Click bait. Substitute homicides for shark attacks and you’ll see how dumb this article is.

  • And they think the LA Metro is dangerous 🤔🤔🤔
  • Bro if your city has more homicides than car crashes you have bigger problems than traffic.

  • me_irl
  • No idea why you’re getting downvoted. Did all the lemmings forget how to experience joy? If you like the art, it’s good art. That’s the whole point.

  • me_irl
  • Sure, but if I enjoyed eating the food it was good food.

  • this one might do more
  • Correcting it would be giving a different argument. You had to use a bad argument (that no one else is using) to compare it to another bad argument about a different unrelated issue.

    The rights of people are not determined by the services they can perform for you. They don’t have to cure cancer to deserve freedom.

    Since you want to talk about abortion, let’s. You wake up one day and find that you have been connected by tubes to another person. The doctors tell you that this other person can only survive by using you as a human dialysis machine. Do you have a right to leave, or does the other person have a right to make you stay against your will?

  • He is indeed
  • My humor is broken. This is the funniest meme I’ve seen in 3 days.

  • Google fucked a whole generation with Chromebooks, and now they're fucking the next generation with AI
  • I just searched “cheap old laptop” on Amazon. Probably got lucky tho

  • Google fucked a whole generation with Chromebooks, and now they're fucking the next generation with AI
  • I just bought one of these for $35 dollars and put Linux mint on it

  • They just sprinkled in a little extra facism
  • It’s gonna be the biggest most beautiful swamp you’ve ever seen. People tell me all the time I’m the best at swamps, they say “wOw you are so good at making swamps.” And they’re right I’m gonna make the deepest swamp in the history of this country.

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  • Im 169 days into quitting and I’m ready to start up again

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  • Username checks out

  • Priorities
  • Could be a good career move. Look at Nelson Mandela; he died in prison and then became president.

  • Does everyone have to bring tissues on runs?

    I just started running this year and I have to blow my nose every 2-3 miles when I run. Does everyone do this? Will it ever end?

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    just having the single greatest flight of my life

    I board as per usual without a hiccup on my flight from Denver to LA and I sit in my usual aisle seat. Waves of people walk past me for several minutes until the line trickles out and I realize that the doors are closed and I HAVE THE WHOLE ROW TO MYSELF!!

    I am absolutely hyped this has never happened to me. I can fucking lay down in economy! Then I look across the aisle and my aisle buddy has a full row too! We high five everything is fucking fantastic.

    Then the rub, I hear a guy two rows back ask for a new seat… I very literally prayed to a god I don’t believe in to spare me this night, and let me tell you god is real. I feel so bad for my aisle buddy though because the Kevin ended up sitting with him.

    Let me tell you, reader, that is not all.

    I set up my backpack as a pillow and chilled for a while before the drink cart came down. I figure I’m celebrating a big win so I decide to ask for a jack and coke for the first time on a flight. My flight attendant, this sweet sweet man, hands me TWO MINI JACK DANIELS AND A WHOLE CAN OF COKE FOR FREE!!! Do you hear what I am telling you??

    I am fucking FLYING tonight bois. Not only do I get a whole row to my self despite all the odds, I also get two free drinks, AND IM CUTE!!! Fuck I feel good.

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