science

Cigar and vape simultaneously? Nah, replace vape with sausage.

To be fair, that's an upside-down cigarette.
- Do we have a generation of kids who don’t know the band-aide colored part goes in your mouth?
  Or is there a sausage/cigarette joke I’m missing?

Look you don’t even need to try that hard. Just invent energy vapes, work a brand deal with Red Bull, get that flavor in them and cram it full of caffeine. Some of the two nastiest addictions still legally distributable, they take separate fast tracks to the brain, and layer the buzz, they cover each others immediate draw backs, and ruin other competitors, as just a cigarette or just an energy drink will fail to fire both cannons at once, causing using either to condition a caffeine vape.

It will damn humanity to exploding hearts for the weakest willed, and life time devotion from everyone else. Just pure evil.

Alcohol is probably a nastiest addiction than caffeine. Unless you mean that it's so banalized people get addicted to it not knowing it can do that, then yeah it's nasty
- I am talking about the strength of addiction, from what i remember caffeine is more addictive, but the negative effects are less then that of alcohol, and easier to break.