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Here's the full read
Just look at that data....
Now if only there was a way to negate the need for the bark defense... 😓
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Nice, thanks!!
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Hard to argue with the threat matrix decision chart in there. Dog did sound research.
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Peer reviewed by my neighbour's dog. She'd probably add "even if you see no threat, and even if you don't give a fuck about humans, it's better to bark anyway just to be safe". Except in posh paper speech.
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Wait, the dog doesn't like Matt? That's a huge red flag, Emily. Dogs know. Take it seriously.
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Dog's gonna have to write another abstract on why matt should not be allowed to move in.
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99.999 recurring % lol
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Time to go home, Matt U ಠ ಠU
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Hahaha
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not enough about barking!
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100% effective dragon and vampire repellant too.
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And terminators
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Nope. Too many people making skynet. The dogs and goggles will do nothing.
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Where is the rest of the paper? I need the rest
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Chewey Words not Keywords
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Wheely fabric box? She was going to do laundry for 2 hours and he thought it was 2 weeks? Or is it something else?
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A suitcase?
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Bad news: this article was retracted for fraud after the journal discovered the author wasn't actually a dog.
It was written with the help of BarkGPT
ChienGPT.
Bark Great Pitbull Terrier
He should've published it over the internet.