Beaches
Beaches
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what's in your pants? a gun.
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Gunderwear
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The word you're looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it's a real thing.
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TIL my gender is legs.
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If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.
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Cus I must be nuts
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How can I qualify for government grants?
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Got an aunt Florence livin' in France.
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Ain't got no chicken, ain't got no rats
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"...it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling."
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S to the I to the M to the P
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Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
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If gender is what's in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.
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What if I'm not wearing pants. Have I no gender?
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I must be phone/wallet then.
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Wowsers! This really whips the Llama's tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won't quit — it's like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?
I thought the exact same thing!!