Probably would be better off with alien or lizard overlords

Rebranding conspiracy theories as conspiracy fantasies as a coping mechanism

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An alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
- Alien adoption
- Occasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
  
  And then they give you shots and treat you if you're sick, and you pay Nothing?!
  
  It's all fun and games until someone gets neutered
I would prefer Satan at this point. At least he'd deliver executive orders by beaming the evil thoughts directly into your head. It'd be so much better than having to visit twitter or truth social.
- Least Satan's pro LGBT
At this point I'd settle for any overlord that has a realistic plan.
- Concepts of a realistic plan
No joke I think this is genuinely why conspiracy theories are so appealing
Anything but Trump
- In before President Zrump of the United Systems of Andromeda starts launching planet shatterers at our interplanetary rocket sites.

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