What do I do in this position?

Use the duck-sized horses

Ahh, the old "duck, duck, goose" gambit made famous by Berezowski in the 1955 Helsinki Chess nationals. The classic defense for this is to hunch down quickly.

Play the bread crumbs gambit. Works every time.

Duck for cover.

Google Duckduckgo

You're gonna need a lot of grapes....

and a lemonade stand

It's hopeless, you're quackered.

Flood the board. Most of your army will survive it

go get a drink, it's a draw

This is pretty much book moves.

1. Duck

Quakers?!

The ancient texts say that you can convert all of them into a large horse sized one.

Sacrifice a few bread crumbs early to improve your position

1. Take out bank loan
2. Buy Jeep Rubicon
3. Ducks are automatically transferred to dashboard
4. E4, mate in 6

Just grab on to some DuckTales.

Resign

Duck army

You gotta put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxophone 🎷🎶

Rubber duck debugging

Surrender to the supreme power of Duck