Yuuuge & Bigly

I didn't realize he had to sit across from empty seats, that's fucking glorious
- Fyi: here’s the unaltered image
- Zoom in for details, its funny (and photoshopped)
- Did you completely miss Bernie photoshopped in?
I love the Bernie photoshop inclusion, classy.
Bernie was there!?!? See him there? In the front row? He may be hard to spot. He looks grumpy in this totally real and unedited photo.

This comment section is perfect proof that most people literally don't read news, and have the memory and attention span of a golden retirever puppy.

https://time.com/7285796/james-comey-86-47-trump-threat-investigation-instagram-post-fbi/

The wind of the collective whoooosh from people missing the joke could be a new major source of renewable energy.
Lol I don't analyze every number I see and... like... scan my brain's data storage for 30 seconds to see if it match anything.
Love how MTG points out how bad democrats are by pointing out DT had two assassination attempts. Fails to mention both were by registered and very openly loud repubs.
I'm sure I've also seen some news articles you haven't, its kinda hard to keep up with literally every single piece of news, especially something as inconsequential as that.

Hell, I had never even heard of the term 86 before today, and I know I'm not the only one in the comments that hadn't.
Ok that makes this way funnier

To spell it out for y'all, it's a joke number.

86 means to stop, get rid of, or kill.

47 is the trump president number.

Thank you. I am one of those thick individuals that did not see the code hahaha.
- I didn't get it till someone else commented about it either.

This is the sphere in Las Vegas it holds a standing room capacity of 20,000 people or about 2.3x more people than attended Donny’s birthday flop parade.

What a fucking loser.

Pathetic.

Nice job on our military for following orders but making it very obvious they don't give a flying fuck about drumpf's lousy birthday. Now that is exactly what I wanted to see-- out of step marching (they absolutely know how to march perfectly, it's literally drilled into them), old ass machinery, and never once saying HB to that ass-clown, they made it about the army instead. Niiice

Old military equipment is part of any parade though, the tank in the photo is a ww2 Sherman.

Bro, the protest in fucking wichita had ~5k

That is saaad

Does Wichita even have 5k

(Which Wichita? lol,)
- Kansas, and shockingly yes
- 400k (half of SF) interesting!

I told my partner, and she asked "Does that include the band?"

All the mainstream media is reporting 250,000 because some trump official Xcreated that. Maybe if you include the No Kings protests going on around the parade it's 250k

My opinion of SBS sunk further when they put 'huge' in the title of their article about it.

It's worth mentioning that the entire DC Metro area is roughly 6 Million people. Calling this a small turnout for a city that size, let alone the whole country, is an understatement.

Doesn't matter. Hell just lie and say 800 million people attended.

i expected more gullible shitlipped cult sheeple

Is that for people in the parade? Or forced to watch it in person?

OK I had to look it up but the joke is "86" as in "get rid of" and 47, that is, Trump
- Aaaahhh, I totally missed that. The comma threw me off thinking it was a real number.
- Didn't some Fox blithering idiots interpret that as a death threat or something a few weeks ago?
They advertised for seat fillers, so a lot of those people were literally paid to be there.
- More likely they were promised payment, but have yet to collect.
- IF that’s the same thing I’m thinking of, that was a satire piece. BUT it’s possible there was something else I didn’t see after that.
- Show me a photo of someone holding the check they received for filling a seat.
Well never get the real numbers. Im sure at least half weren't there willingly.

[Citation Needed]

Where is the 8,647 number coming from? I don't believe it was 250k, but I don't believe 8,647 either.

86 47
- Ah, right.

So, according to Trump after he's told that number, "millions and millions and millions, a parade like you've never seen! Streets overflowing! Yuge! Tremendous! The biggest and bestest parade of all time, I'd say! Putin and Kim were seeing it on their big screens, they called me just to tell me how beautiful of a parade mine was, and asked for advice on how to improve theirs! - I just know they must've had tears in their eyes seeing my big beautiful parade".

All while frantically playing his imaginary accordion. 🤡

I'm sure he was playing with something while talking to Putin but I doubt it was an accordion.
Lmao yall are still angry at Trump for being insufficiently hostile to North Korea.

Unfortunately, there after a lot of photoshopped/ generated / cut images so it is really hard to tell if there were many people on trump's show. I wished people would post the real photos instead of such obviously fake shit.

Is that a WW2 tank?

sherman
- Q: Is that a WWII tank?
  
  A: Sure, man.
  
  Q: Cool, what kind of tank is it?
  
  A: Sure, man.
  
  Q: Um, I'm just trying to find out what kind of tank it is.
  
  A: And I'm telling you. Sure, man.
- Saul Goodman
Apparently they had to rent them from movie prop houses.

Putinesque feculance

Ah yes, Milkshake.

The saddest trombone.

Not to judge, but that "crowd" looks a bit, uh, frumpy.