2mo ago

Rule of Al

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To be fair nobody else matters
"It fit the 10 people we grabbed off the street, and we didn't measure them!"
- Weirdly they were all named Al for some reason. That, or there's a problem with our database.
  
  I won't pretend I didn't miss the typo the first time, but I gotta say, the absurdity is glorious:))
"The only person desperate enough to come to the fitting was a shoes salesman.
It took us 5 hours to get him to leave, and all he did was complain about his family."
can i call you betty?

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