U.S. tourism operators offer exclusive deals for Canadians to try to convince them to return

"It's disheartening to have something completely out of my control that is causing my business to have a major downturn."

Well, Paul, no, not completely. For example you could... do it. /s

North Korea also has a tourism office. Just saying.

Does the offer include a get-out-of-jail card?

Don't come even if it's free. You don't want to be like one of these unlucky people:

"Three deaths in ICE custody in just over a month of Trump’s presidency marks the most deaths to occur in this fiscal year time period in five years"

https://www.detentionwatchnetwork.org/pressroom/releases/2025/three-deaths-ice-custody-just-over-month-trump-s-presidency-marks-most

Canadian here: welcome to Part 2 – Finding Out, which comes after Part 1: Fucking Around.

Lessee... trade sovereignty for a free bucket at the driving range. I'll pass.

And it comes with the risk of being detained and interrogated by ICE and deported to El Salvadore. the opportunity to answer a quick survey for a wonderful timeshare in a Central American vacation destination!

Why don’t they just move their business to Canada?