Fresh

"Gotta get through that shift somehow" - Carl B.
Damn that's a big ass bud. And I like 420 notation pointing at it
Lol looks like some shit my friends and I would have tried in high school

"Fresh"

Spiced with mystery sewer gasses.
When I was first informed that this was possible, it was suggested as a way to get breathable air if your city suffered a gas attack or similar.
- Gas attack either way.
- Wouldn't the gas still seep into the sewers in that case?
- Cuz the sewer pipes are known for being hermetically sealed.
  I imagine just checking if your windows are closed, sealing any cracks as best you can with wet towels, and staying inside would be far more effective
"Fresher"

Just grab your toilet tube! Keep it next to your poop knife for easy access.

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Don’t forget your poop plug so the devil can’t turn you gay

You'll likely die before you: a) remember where you put this thing, b) manage to successfully thread it far enough so you're not inhaling toilet water, c) survive the sewer gases. If the window is big enough get through, better to jump.

If I were in a fire and suffocating and somehow had a long tube in a bathroom, I think I’d stick the hose out the window and breathe that air instead.

And if I found myself:

trapped in a bathroom
suffocating due to smoke from a fire
i have a long flexible tube
no windows in the bathroom AND
I’m somehow not going to burn to death

Then I’ll just fucking die. It’s fine. That’s such an edge case I’m not gonna worry about it.

Kingsman: The Secret Service

That scene bothered me so much! If there's a path to air from the plumbing vent, then those toilets would've been draining water from that room really quickly. If they were overwhelmed by the water, then the hoses wouldn't be useful for breathing
- Oh fuck now I will never unsee that.
- Exactly. Getting rid of a suddenly huge influx of water is literally what toilets are made to do.

I'll just die, thanks.

I choose the fire

Define fresh.

Toilets don't get their air from the sewers. There's actually an air hole at the top of the house to let air into the pipes so that they don't produce negative pressure.

Learned that from a plumbing guy who told me that it's actually a noob mistake diy guys often make to forget that hole.

also you can drink the water in the bowl when you get thirsty

My dog taught me that years ago!
- my cat too ^^

I wonder if this actually happened to someone or this is the a case of armchair survivalism.

What do you mean internet chud? You didnt use the toilet air gap? I expected that with my VAST knowlage, (ajusts monocle) see as for me i live on the interwebs to expand my VAST knowlage of things (400 year old roman throne squeaks ($5 ikea office chair)) its rather arbitrary that you have never seen this in action? Whats next your gonna to say you dont shoot yourself with pellets to gain bullet immunity or take showers? /S
^{THIS IS SATIRE}
To be legit, im kinda intreasted aswell to know if this has actually been used!
- Someone else posted firefighters working in high rises are trained on this. I haven't seen anything more plausible.