What do you mean "almost"?
34 0 ReplyPart of you is oxygen you inhaled.
32 0 ReplyMost of that oxygen has been around I would think, but I guess some atoms would've come from recent micrometeorites or whatever.
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I guess, some bacteria might have made it into your body in other ways, but might still be considered part of you in the wider sense...?
9 0 ReplyPlus there's all those microplastics mixed in there.
15 0 ReplyThere’s more life in your gut than cells in your whole body
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Bacteria, air inside you, implants/prostetics. Essentially just a smartass shield.
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You hear it as a joke when you're young, but it's not til you're old that you realize "you are what you eat" is literal.
21 0 ReplyAll of us are food all the time.
8 0 ReplyLiterally all of you was either food/drink or oxygen from the air at some point—whether it was consumed by you or by your mother.
6 0 ReplyUnless you have dental fillings or other implants.
12 0 ReplyTheseus' ship wants to know if those fillings are really part of you
10 0 ReplyOr if you worked an asbestos mine
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Jokes on you, I'm technically food right now!
3 0 ReplyIndeed I’m food for bears!
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My sweat is just seasoning.
3 0 ReplyNo, most of me was water I drank!
2 0 ReplyYou were water that YOU drank???
Oh......oh this is hurting my brain trying to work this out.
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Oh like all of the material of your body was food, at first I thought you just had really bad grammar and meant "all of you" meaning allb of us readers or something and all the comments were just keeping up the bit
2 0 ReplyI don't get it. Is this a joke about "swallowing" ?
2 0 ReplyI don't think so, more like you are built of nutrients you get from food you eat so technically you are the food you ate.
5 0 ReplyThanks, maybe I should sometimes get my mind out of the gutter
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*were
1 0 ReplyIts you, singular.
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