Man, I don't even feel comfortable grabbing my own plate at a buffet.
The whole ritual of being served at a restaurant makes me queasy. But I'd never dare interfere in it. Never!
Also, when the food takes long to arrive it's a good sign: they took time to prepare it.
Or it sat in the window too long waiting for a runner and now it’s cold (sadly, I’ve had this happen more often than it simply taking a while to be prepared).
Or they're slammed and your burger comes out dry because they cranked the grill up to cook things faster.
I don't go out to eat at peak hours anymore.
Yeah me too, but I can’t help but not try and hand them plates to clear and get them all in order.
I don’t know what but I don’t like being waited on like that makes them feel like servants to me but we are equal.
Now we have beige flags? Soon there'll be burnt umber, fuscia, striped, herringbone, and eventually they'll have gone to plaid.
I'm waiting for the swiss flag. It's a huge plus
I'm waiting for houndstooth.
My cirulean flag is that I want more flag types.
I look for yellow ochre flags.
Imagine his partner is in labour for hours. He gets impatient and just grabs a baby from the nursery and brings it to her with that smile. Like I’m hundred percent sure that if he does this regularly he has grabbed plates that were meant for other tables.
He gets impatient and just grabs a baby from the nursery
You don't want to know how often that really happened!
Uhh... I did most things in the hospital before my wife gave birth. The nurses were simply too busy so I started helping with the small stuff and then they said ohh thanks when I'd adjust the baby heart monitor and other sensors that randonlu went off. I of course made sure it was ok with them.
That's actually annoying as fuck.
How's his patience behind the wheel of a car?
Because there's no such a thing as unskilled labor, some people believe that you can wait tables without training, and that people duck as waiters.
Plus they clearly hate the job so it makes me feel as if they are making me a favor. That said, probably the job pays terribly and that's the reason why this happened in the first place.I want competent waiters with competent salaries.
Ask him if he wants to come back to the kitchen and wash his own dishes while he's at it.
Yeah this is unacceptable behavior. That said I think this is something that ought to be just explained to him because he might legitimately be a total dumbass.
That said I wish more restaurants were like Fuddruckers or Firehouse Subs and just let me grab my food from the counter myself once it was done. I don't really want to pay someone to carry my food & drinks to me and be possibly insincerely nice to me to increase their tip or whatever.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I repeat
THIS IS NOT A DRILLCONFIDENCE IS HIGH
(wtf is that even supposed to mean)9 times out of 10 this douche bag would grab another tables order, or mess up serving flow because he thinks his brain is operating in a different level than the lowly servers.
What if the table that was sat before you had the same order as you, you impatient asshat?
Stay at home and nuke burritos if you are too childish to wait your turn.
This looks like the guy is self-reporting.
