3mo ago

Somebody make this

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Then we just need heart hockey and we can summon captain hockey
- "The heart of a sport is found in its fans." - Somebody Probably
  By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!
  
  proceeds to hit polluting scum in the face with a big stick*
- I thought love was the fifth element?
  
  That summons captain Dallas, he's alright I guess
  
  That's green! Super green!
- I feel old now
It exists! https://youtu.be/1Fq8rbImc4Y
- Can confirm. I watched a game between two teams that have obviously been practicing.
“But everything changed when the Fire League made the semi-finals.”
- Fire Ferrets rule!
An untold number of beers later:
My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked...
- Maiq lies, Earth Kingdom shot first.
In chapter 6 of the original Yu-Gi-Oh manga Yugi plays table hockey on a hot griddle with an ice puck containing a test tube full of explosives. Does that count as fire hockey?
- Thank you for this
You're in luck!
https://youtu.be/1Fq8rbImc4Y
Street hockey in the summer
Or NHL hit 2002 (can we please have a remake?)
Hockey is fire to start with. 🔥🔥🔥
There is also undewater hockey. Two water hockeys to offset the lack of fire hockey?
- In a similar vein I have also seen underwater ice hockey which is pretty insane
we had Mutant League Hockey. we just didn't know how special it was
It's called pasárutakua and is played among indigenous people from Michoacán, México.
Now I want to see air hockey, but with propane instead of compressed air.
And pro-pain accessories.
Underwater hockey is also a thing
Definitely need hockey played on rocket skates.
I hear an excuse to build a rocket league themed demo-derby.
Fire hockey could be played while putting out wildfires. Two teams on opposite sides of the fire work to douse paths through the fire to the other side, the side with the most fire extinguished wins.
Roller hockey... if you set the building on fire.
Fire Hockey? That would be “rock ‘em, sock ‘em” hockey.
- That is just Ice Hockey. There's a reason for the penalty box.

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