And I'm all here for it

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Considerate of them to make sure your erection is covered when you pop a boner in the middle of combat.
- Fear boner, hate boner, rage boner, workout boner, it's gonna happen.
  And with all that thinkin about boners now I got one.
Some bro took an arrow to the banana and his friends were like, “WE NEED THE BLACKSMITH… RIGHT… FRIGGIN… NOW.”
- Considering how often I instinctively shield my junk from damn near anything, my guess is that it started with the worlds biggest coward but theh when he did take an arrow to the ~~knee~~ banana others started thinking maybe bro had a point.
  
  I can't prove it but I am more certain that the first bit of worn armour ever made was to protect some guys dick than I am about gravity.
Some dudes go hard.

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