3mo ago

AMERICAN POPE LETS GO

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This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.
- https://www.facebook.com/100064566290627/posts/2056680241038122/
  Reverse image search.
  
  For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:
  The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.
- I've seen this image pre AI, could still be photoshopped, but not necessarily
  
  It could also just be good old fashioned acting...
There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit
Do they deal holy damage now?
- +10 holy damage +3 critical hit chance +2 accuracy -5 damage against atheists
  
  How much damage can a human take though?
  Based on these stats, going to guess 10-15HP, tops.
  
  Bad news on the religious beliefs of deer.....
  
  Meaning, they still hurt?
By the grace of the Omnissiah
Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
\ Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
\ Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
\ And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body 😌
- Yes I know, it was a shotty.
- This is my rifle
  This is my nun
  This is for shooting
  This is for fun
- I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye...
- Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?
  
  what does him being queer have to do with it?
  Also people are now making jokes about 9/11. Tragedy turns into comedy after 20 years.
  
  Huh?
  
  Cobain was queer? Neat...
  
  Were they not supposed to be funny normally?
  Are we not all on the brink?
  
  Wat
  Cobain was just the first person I thought of that'd make it clear it was satire, and I didn't wanna spend all night working on a stupid joke
Honestly unsure if this is fake, thanks 2025!
Baptizing converts in Jack Danials and performing exorcisms using the US constitution, let's f***ing go
- farting? ...no it's fishing isn't it.
  
  fisting
We have an American Pope. But it not being Micheal Ian Black is a wound my younger self may never recover from.
The Vatican is such a huge scandalous and r@py real estate conglomerate. It's crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out. Goes to show theres still lots of preconceived notions that needs to be addressed
- It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out.
  Are you living under a rock?
  
  Considering the down votes on comments criticizing the vat, yes. Hardly anyone mentions that the vat is a realty corporation.
- My mom is Catholic and called him another diddler lol.
🎶Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition 🎶
Are there any other tables he blessed besides just bolt actions? Disappointing.
/s
LETS GO
of what?

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