Pretending to care about baby photos isn't hard. Keeping up the act when the baby isn't in remotely photogenic, now that's award winning acting.
I dunno I think most babies are pretty ugly
I always found 'em pretty hot
I didn't know what premature babies were my first time in the maternity ward. "Eww why those babies so ugly‽‽‽" I said out loud (no filter lol) to the embarrassment of all my companions.
Breathtaking
These drawings remind me of Playmobil figures.
My lady gives birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee, then hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say
Damn that’s a ugly baby
Damn that’s a ugly ass baby
I’m feeling quite concerned, my semen must’ve turned
‘Cause damn that’s an ugly baby
Oh wow this brings back memories
Damn that's a ugly formatting...
(Dunno what happened)
Pretending to care about baby photos isn't hard. Keeping up the act when the baby isn't in remotely photogenic, now that's award winning acting.
I dunno I think most babies are pretty ugly
I always found 'em pretty hot
I didn't know what premature babies were my first time in the maternity ward. "Eww why those babies so ugly‽‽‽" I said out loud (no filter lol) to the embarrassment of all my companions.
Breathtaking