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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Cactus_Head @programming.dev 2mo ago

Get pregnant

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- Pregmant
  
  pergnante
Oh boy, it's time for some unethical genetic experiments!
- No no, we must experiment longer, harder, faster...
  
  Fact: 99% of people stop plapping right before they achive mpreg
Gregnant?
Trip tucker sweating profusely
- I have the perfect collection of swamp leeches to cure that fever
ffmpreg
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Fun fact: you don’t need a uterus to get pregnant. An embryo can implant outside the uterus anyway. This is known as ectopic pregnancy.
- what's it called when it implants in a twink
  
  Twinktopic pregnancy?
Zeus to anyone, including himself

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