Trump: Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal
Trump: Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal
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Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
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Ate it. What a time to be alive!
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Those five seconds it took me to see that’s the onion weren’t as wild as you might expect. It felt like a normal statement.
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Took me until your comment, what a world
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Holy shit, I'm batting like a .500 for not eating the onion. Which would be good in baseball. But it's pretty bad odds for me in this case.
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Yeah, I totally ate the onion on this headline lol, it's basically just saying the quiet part out loud, which he does all the time.
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This is unironically exactly what Israel insisted on in their ceasefire agreements. Makes this even more onion worthy.
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They had to scrap the story of Trump believing the tattoo labels to be actual tattoos.
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He’s awaiting his Nobel peace prize.
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Okay, here's a fun game: How many Onion headlines came true shortly thereafter? Other than "No way to prevent this"
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Tbh, these onion articles are saying the same kinda stuff as the truth, soni dont really care to call the onion a parody source anymore untill things improve..
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I must say a small part of me is beginning to loathe the 50-50 on whether some of the US-related headlines are real or not
I also had to do a double take on the "news" source. Any Onion completely bat-shit insane creations now sound plausible when "Trump" is in the title.
ehehe this headline is funny tho... In a European perspective this headline is the most onion like in a couple of months 🤣 sorry American friends...