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cm0002 @lemmy.world

6mo ago

Java Bros

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6mo ago

Java Bros

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Poor Visual J# (literal Microsoft Java) isn't even in the picture
- Sun killed it fast enough so almost nobody remembers.
  
  I'd argue we aborted before it could be born into mainstream
C# is better than java just because it doesn't have as much brain rotting "DesIgN PaTTeRnS" gurus
- A shame there is no real FOSS movement behind it (for what I know) it could do with some modernization.
  
  What do you mean? The entire stack is open source.
  
  Its not so bad, there is Jellyfin, the various arr applications ( Radarr, Sonarr...), ShareX, Duplicati, and a lot of libs. It might not be as active as C , Python or Rust but I think saying that there is no real FOSS movement is a bit unfair.
- Also, optional value semantics. I love value semantics!
- Instead you get rotten-brained dependency injection rules.
So javascript is wario?
- Who would be Waluigi?
  
  TypeScript?
  It is Microsoft JavaScript.
Remember J#?
- I remember J++. Ew.
- I just unlocked a core memory.
There is a third brother nobody ever even mentions ... He is also named after an island
- Kotlin is one of my favorite languages
- Who?

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