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Fuck Cars @lemmy.world alimañaña @feddit.cl 3w ago

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"~~A woodpecker~~ An avian terrorist damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts town"

There, I fixed the headline for you.

How long are we going to let these, probably migrant assholes, get away with this. Trump needs to make a plea to add bird cages at CECOT.
- It wasn't an avian terrorist, it was a malfunctioning government drone! Birds are not real.
  
  Shhh...you're going to be black-bagged.
- The FBI was too busy going after judges.
Why is he holding a branded cup? Fucking shills
- It's a Dunkin donuts cup. It happened in Massachusetts. New Englanders carry Dunkin donuts coffee at all times.
  
  This is true. Corporate dunkin is located in Quincy. When born in New England you given at birth a choice between Patriots/red sox or yankees, its on your Social Security card.
  
  Good reason to stick with old England if you ask me.
!fuckcars@lemmy.world
So the car has bugs inside?

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