Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.
The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.
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God fucking damnit I really thought this was an Onion article.
Yeah. Our new reality. I hate it.
Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they're supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.
Oh, it's Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.
Manly men dont wear makeup. That’s such weak sauce. Just sayin
No amount of foundation can cover up his slurred speech and stumbling gate.
What’s the bet they would be offended by a man wearing nail polish.
So much manly warfighting.
How big is the bar
Whiskey is the key to a natural glow
A deep swig of Jackie Ds to soften those features
Well he has to pick up the slack now that Canada is not buying USA liquor.
Hopefully they will get someone who can line out old drunkys sideburns.
made that point 1h ago in c/ncd and now stumble over this here lmaoHe can tattoo the makeup like Vance
Can't tell if true or not...
Maybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?
I'm sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn't been a thing since Thermopylae.
He’s so merit! We need more. They’re for us. Herp derp
What a bitch.
The makeup necessary for his upcoming white house (oval office) drag performance where he drains a half gallon of scotch, emails putin the back door to the F-35, and fucks a couple of ten year olds on the situation table... all the while taking selfies of him and his 'buds'.