In other news, the Pope has died
In other news, the Pope has died


https://apnews.com/live/pope-francis-dies-catholic-church-updates
Season 31, Episode 1 - "The Winter of Our Monetized Content"
I really thought this joke was much earlier, but it must have been some other death.
I hope the next Pope doesn't set back the progress this Pope had made.
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Breaking News - the Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated! We'll stay with this story all night if we have to.
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We now have a demonstrated time limit on thoughts and prayers. They can only do so much.
6 0 ReplySo, this post is how I found out.. that being said well done
4 0 ReplyKent Brockman is my preferred news source. We now go live to Arnie Pie in the Sky!
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That means the real estate company The Catholic Church will need a new mascot/leader.
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