To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.
84 0 ReplyVanilla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.
12 0 ReplyEgg in ice cream? What the fuck
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When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something
39 0 ReplyI always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.
17 0 ReplyYes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose---to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
11 0 ReplyAh, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
7 0 ReplyI wish someone would spoon me
5 0 ReplyHeresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
3 0 ReplyMy spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don't think I've ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
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This feels like Pliny the Elder logic
10 0 ReplyCampbell's first law of motion
10 0 ReplyJust here to stir the pot
6 0 ReplyIn emergency, spoon is also drumstick.
Ba-DUM tssss!
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This seems odd, but I'm no
spoonologistcochleologist*, so who am I to argue?(*ligulist or trullologist also work)
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