The unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.

Or vice versa.

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Trick question, they were both not planned since the plan was to have 1
- Instead of 'or vice versa', I originally had 'or both'. But yeah, this is accurate
Who gives a fuck about whether or not you were planned? It literally makes no difference whatsoever.
- It's a literal shower thought, and most of us weren't.
Schrödinger's accident ?
- No, Shakespeare's sequel to Hamlet: To be or not to be born.
Neither were planned, plan was to have 0. Mistakes were made, but hopefully for the kids, not regretted.
Call him Pikeal I guess
- How I don't remember this episode of Rick and Morty I audibly just laughed after watching the Clip
A mother of six told me: "We always wanted to have four children. But after the third we had the twins. And the sixth was a complete accident."

While said sixth child was in the room with us.
- Can there ever be an incomplete accident?
  
  Well, it takes at least two people to make a baby.
How would that even work?
- Mom: "Hey Brock, did you bring your brother, Brick home from school?"
  
  Brock: "Can't we send him somewhere?"
  
  Mom: Brock!!!
  
  (In all honesty, this was not my idea, just a thought that popped into my head after seeing something random about it.)
What if the plan was to have twins?
- Up there with your retirement planning being to win the lottery.
  
  Me to my wife "Hey, Hun, you think you have triplets in the cards. I want a Ferrari when I retire. "
Welcome to the world of the living, clone

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