4-Panel Comic by War and Peas.
Panel 1: A woman in a yellow sweater sits at her desk, frustrated while looking at her laptop. With a steaming coffee mug and paperwork nearby, she exclaims, "No! No! No! Not f***ing in cars!"
Panel 2: With fists clenched and determination on her face, she shouts, "I want f***ing cars!"
Panel 3: A chaotic scene unfolds on her screen. Cartoonish cars, including a yellow Beetle and a red bus, are crashing into each other. Horns blare with exaggerated "HONK HONK" sounds.
Panel 4: The woman now looks satisfied, smirking at her laptop. With car crash sounds continuing from the screen, she says, "That's the stuff."
Well, it's been posted there twice and both of them are still up from hours ago. Either mods are asleep or we just don't have enough content over there to justify removing a post that's significantly funnier by being posted there.
Doctor: "We just got the test results back, and, uh, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out with it: it's a Tesla. I'm so sorry. Just know that you're not alone. You have many options, and we're going to do anything we can to help you. I won't sugar coat it, though. The chances of it coming out without a terminal defect are very low. Even if it survives, it'll never be self-driving. It will struggle with various mechanical, hardware, and software problems for its life, which will be short. Here are some resources to help you decide what you want to do. I don't want to rush you, but you probably only have a few weeks before the CEO gets an injunction, forcing you to own it. Go take some time to process this and call us when you make a decision."
Came to mention that weird commercial. That movie is packed with stars yet hardly anyone has even heard of it. Seann William Scott was incredible in it.
It was one of the last things I rented from blockbuster. I probably bought a Vault (Mountain Dew?) energy soda. I kind of want to watch it again to see if it makes sense, but the reviews are not promising.